SIZE isn’t everything but it certainly helps, and some male celebs big themselves up more than others.
Transformers actor Shia LaBeouf admitted he came up short while trying out some sexy positions in the bedroom.
He told Playboy previously: “I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie. I’m not extremely well-endowed, and clearly this wasn’t the move.”
Jackass prankster Johnny Knoxville confessed to being small and proud in a 2005 interview.
He said: “It looks like an egg in a nest. This girl once said to me, ‘Who are you going to satisfy with that little thing?’ I said, ‘Me!’”
The happy mediums…
The funnyman confessed he is distinctly mid-sized in the trouser department.
Ricky said: “I’d look weird with a foot long knob wouldn’t I? It’d be ridiculous, also I’d faint if I got an erection as all the blood would be in there. It’s fine, it’s fine, really it’s average.”
Saturday Night Live comedian Pete Davidson had to insist he’s not big downstairs after ex-fiance Ariana Grande branded him “huge.”
He said: “It’s just simply not true. She has tiny little hands. Everything is f***ing huge to her.
“Why would she tell everyone that I have a huge penis? So that every girl who sees my d*** for the rest of my life is disappointed.”
Mila Kunis said her Forgetting Sarah Marshall co-star Jason’s nude scenes impressed her.
She said: “I want it on the record, okay? It’s a nice d***. Well proportioned. Handsome. I have nothing but good things to say about Jason Segel’s penis.”
Despite the famous nude pics of Orlando Bloom paddle boarding in 2016, the expecting father says his length is a trick of the camera.
He said: “It is really not that big. Things are expanded on cameras with a big optical lens. It is an optical illusion.”
Large and in charge
Modest Liam Payne didn’t hold back when asked which member of One Direction was the biggest.
He replied: “I’ll have to say myself.”
GQ Australia named the Hollywood heartthrob the International Man of the Decade in November of 2016. In an interview, he said of his large endowment: “It was a topic of fascination for other people, certainly not me… By the way, as rumors go, not the worst.”
Ben Affleck, 46, has done a total of six nude scenes since starting his Hollywood career. His most impressive one was in Gone Girl, when he flashed his penis right in front of the camera.
Michael Fassbender, 41, wins the award for most well-endowed in Hollywood – at least from what directors have seen! The handsome actor showed off his goods during his portrayal of Brandon Sullivan in the 2011 film Shame.
Most would be mortified by nudes leaking but Idris Elba said pics of his massive bulge from film A Thousand Sheets put him in the limelight.
He said: “For a minute, the rumour was great. I saw my Twitter account rise. I was like, ‘What is this popularity? Oh, oh, I see, it’s ’cause they think I have a massive penis.’ But we all had fun with it. I certainly did.”
After posting the bulge snap to end all bulge snaps last year, Instagram removed the image because it was too “sexual”.
The singer protested: “I have underwear on… I can’t help my size.”
Keeping Up With The Kardashians star Scott Disick frequently shows off his large dong in sweatpants. Fans speculate he enjoys going commando.
Kourtney Kardashian has split with her ex Scott but that doesn’t stop her from being extremely complimentary about his boxer bulge.
She said: “It’s like an elephant’s trunk.”
There’s no room for privacy in showbiz after all.
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