Herb Erb, The Wild Mormon, The Pirate King of Ephraim, introduces himself and talks just a little bit about how reality really works.  Meet his friend, Peter, who's been through war and hell in the Russian military, and fled to America to avoid being re-drafted after leaving the military because of the wounds he received in combat!  We be humble folk.  And funny.  And offensive.  We cover fad-ism, religion, treason, Nazi mind control experiments and politics in this episode.  Oh, and I try to get myself excommunicated.